So you always knew this was a big house; you just never realized it was a castle! Well, I didn't either until I saw a flag flyin' atop the WWW announcing Mother's Day--and I thought it was about time my kids realized their mom was a queen, and should be treated as such.

And so with a wave of my magic wand--probably my broom from the closet--Peggie's Place has now become a castle; and Peggie has become Queen for a Day, an honor she bestows upon herself--for what other kids have 300,000 people at their doorstep when they're tryin' to ride their bikes, or heaven forbid, mow the lawn? What other kids have to settle for pizza when the WWW crowd is eating elephant stew! And what other mom travels the world, talks to its inhabitants, does the laundry, makes dinner, taxi-drives two kids around the planet, and STILL has time to ask THEM a million questions!

Now that we've established the validity of her queenship, and she's FINALLY stopped talking, what's the TOP TEN QUESTIONS that the KIDS OF THE CASTLE have chosen from the million they hear every day?? See, another question--they told you so! And here they are--the questions, not the kids...But if you want them, and you'd like to HOMESCHOOL them, just e-mail me at.....naw, I LOVE my kids...if I didn't, WHY would I ask them SO MANY QUESTIONS???