"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine... (Proverbs 17:22)."
"The ATM Machine!"
PROCEDURES FOR OUR MALE CUSTOMERS:
** Drive up to the
cash machine.
** Wind down your car window.
** Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
** Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
** Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
** Wind up window.
** Drive off.
PROCEDURES FOR OUR FEMALE CUSTOMERS:
** Drive up to cash machine.
** Reverse back the required amount to align car
window with cash machine.
** Re-start the stalled engine.
** Wind down the window.
** Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger
seat to locate card.
** Turn the radio down.
** Attempt to insert card into machine.
** Open car door to allow easier access to cash
machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
** Insert card.
** Re-insert card the right way up.
** Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN
written on the inside back page.
** Enter PIN.
** Press "Cancel" and re-enter correct PIN.
** Enter amount of cash required.
** Check make-up in rear view mirror.
** Retrieve cash and receipt.
** Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash
inside.
** Place receipt in back of cheque book.
** Re-check make-up.
** Drive forward 2 meters.
** Reverse back to cash machine.
** Retrieve card.
** Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place
card into the slot provided.
** Restart stalled engine and pull off.
** Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
** Release handbrake.
--Author unknown. Found circulating the Web.
Decision!
A company was hiring new staff. One question in the written exam was:
You are driving your car in a wild stormy night. You pass by a bus
station, and you see three people waiting for the bus:
* An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
* A doctor who had once saved your life.
* A man/woman you have been dreaming to be with.
You can only take one passenger in your car. Which one will you choose?
Please explain your answer.
Think about it before you continue reading.
This must be some kind of personality test. Every answer has its
reasoning.
You could pick up the old lady. She is going to die, and thus you should
save her first. You could take the doctor, because he once saved your
life. This will be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you
could always pay the doctor back in the future, but you may never be
able to find the perfect partner once you pass this chance.
The candidate who was eventually hired (out of 200 applicants) did not
have to explain his answer. WHAT DID HE SAY?
He simply answered: "Give the car key to the doctor. Let him take the
old lady to the hospital. I will stay and wait for the bus with the
man/woman of my dreams."
Sometimes, we would gain more if we were able to give up our stubborn
limitations.
--Author unknown. Selected from E-Mail Ministry.org.
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