On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
Pizza shop slogan: "Seven days without pizza makes one weak."
Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Let us pick your nose."
In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on
fire and take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet miss a car payment."
Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
--Author unknown.
