* March Planned For Next August
* Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip
* L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
* Patient At Death's Door--Doctors Pull Him Through
* Latin Course To Be Canceled--No Interest Among Students, Et Al.
* Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years
* Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
* Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
* Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
--Found circulating the Web!