John and Nancy were married for 40 years and decided they wanted to
renew their vows and planned a second wedding. They were discussing the
details with their friends. Nancy wasn't going to wear a traditional
bridal gown and she started describing the dress she was planning to
wear.
One of her friends asked what color shoes she had to go with the
dress. Nancy replied, "Silver."
At that point, her husband chimed in,
"Yep silver...to match her hair."
Shooting a glaring look at John's bald
spot, Nancy's friend said, "So John, I guess you are going barefoot."
--Selected from SermonFodder: Sermon_Fodder-subscribe@yahoogroups.com.