~ Adam: "You are what you eat."
~ Eve: "At least he doesn't compare me to his mother."
~ Abraham: "I'm goin' not knowin'. "
~ Noah: "Honk if you believe in treading water."
~ Moses: "From a basket case to the promise land."
~ Elizah: "When Jezebel ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."
~ Balaam: "My second donkey talks!"
~ Prodigal Son: "All roads lead to home."
~ At the Sinai desert: "Winding road next 40 years."
~ At the Red Sea: "Caution! Subject to sudden flooding."
--Selected from Mikey's Funnies.