Jacob, age 85, and Rebecca, age 79, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding. On the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter:

"Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."

Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts."

--Selected from Mikey's Funnies.

The King's Insurance Company guarantees:

LIFE
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. (John 3:16)

HEALTH
Who forgives all your iniquities, Who heals all your diseases, (Psalms 103:3)

CLOTHING
If then God so clothes the grass, which today is in the field and tomorrow is thrown into the oven, how much more will He clothe you, O you of little faith? (Luke 12:28)

DAILY NEEDS
And my God shall supply all your need according to His riches in glory by Christ Jesus. (Philippians 4:19)

COMFORT
"Let not your heart be troubled; you believe in God, believe also in Me. (John 14:1)

COMPANIONSHIP
teaching them to observe all things that I have commanded you; and lo, I am with you always, even to the end of the age." Amen. (Matthew 28:20)

PEACE
Peace I leave with you, My peace I give to you; not as the world gives do I give to you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid. (John 14:27)

AN ETERNAL HOME
In My Father's house are many mansions; if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you. (John 14:2)

Reason for insuring in the King's Insurance Company:

1. It is the oldest insurance company in the world.
2. It is the only insurance company underwriting against loss in the judgment day fire.
3. It is the only insurance company that provide eternal coverage.
4. Its policies never change.
5. Its management never changes.
6. Its asset are too vast to count.
7. It is the only insurance company that pays the premium

PREMIUMS
* But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us. ( Romans 5:8)
* For by grace you have been saved through faith, and that not of yourselves; it is the gift of God, (Ephesians 2:8)
* For you were bought at a price; therefore glorify God in your body and in your spirit, which are God's. (1 Corinthians 6:20)

APPLICATION PROCEDURE
* that if you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead, you will be saved. (Romans 10:9)
* For "whoever calls on the name of the LORD shall be saved." (Romans 10:13)

All Premiums For This Policy Are Paid By Jesus.

-- Author Unknown.

--Selected from E-Mail Ministry newsletter.

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