Having a bad day? Read on...
There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients
always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 A.M.,
regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and
some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural.
No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred
around 11 A.M. on Sundays. So a Worldwide team of experts was
assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 A.M., all doctors
and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves
what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding
wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward
off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson,
The part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged
the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Having a Bad Day?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill
in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively
saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and
applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a bad day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically,
almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist
towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly
current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking
his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily
listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you're having a bad day?
Two animal rights protesters were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to
a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke
loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death by the pigs they were trying to protect.
--found circulating the Net.
