1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He e-mails
you back from his bedroom, "What's for
dinner?"
4. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa but you
haven't spoken with your next-door neighbor yet this year.
5. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so
she
can create a new screen saver.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone
is home.
7. You buy a computer and 6 months later it's out of date and now sells
for
half the price you paid.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first
20 or 30 or 40 years of your life, is cause for panic and turning around
to
go get it.
9. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase would
be
a hassle and take planning.
10. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of
the
back seat of your car.
11. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they don't
have
e-mail addresses.
12. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
13. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.
14. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
15. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.
16. You're thinking how true all of this is.
17. Even worse, you're probably going to forward it to someone else.
--Author unknown; found circulating in email.
A little girl walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that
morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made her daily
trek to the elementary school. As the afternoon progressed, the winds
whipped up, along with thunder and lightning. The mother of the little
girl felt concerned that her daughter would be frightened as she walked
home from school and she herself feared that the electrical storm might
harm her child.
Following the roar of thunder, lightning, like a flaming sword, would
cut through the sky. Full of concern, the mother quickly got into her
car and drove along the route to her child's school. As she did so, she
saw her little girl walking along, but at each flash of lightning, the
child would stop, look up and smile. Another and another were to follow
quickly and with each the little girl would look at the streak of light
and smile.
When the mother's car drove up beside the child she lowered the window
and called to her, "What are you doing? Why do you keep stopping?"
The child answered, "I am trying to look pretty, God keeps taking my
picture.
May God bless you today as you face the storms that come your way.
And don't forget to SMILE!
-- Author unknown; Message distributed by E-Mail Ministry.
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