What if Biblical characters could be recruited as high-tech promoters?
Consider the following tech advocates and their ad slogans:
Noah for Match.com: We can find a mate for anything. Why not you?
Moses for the Excedrin Headache Resource Center (Excedrin.com):
Take two tablets and call me in the morning.
The dove for UPS.com: Guaranteed delivery in 40 days and 40 nights.
Adam and Eve for Dell: No Apples for us. We've learned the hard way.
Solomon for Microsoft: Don't cut the baby in half.
Joseph for Nikon Coolpix: Only Nikon can capture the 36-bit color of my
megapixel dreamcoat.
Methuselah for AARP.org: Life begins at 960.
Pharaoh for Symantec: If only we'd had Norton AntiPlague 2002 in 2002 ...
B.C.E.
Job for NASDAQ: 'Nuff said.
--Author unknown. Selected from Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh.
> A strong woman works out every day to keep her body in shape ... but a woman of strength kneels in prayer to keep her soul in shape...
> A strong woman isn't afraid of anything ... but a woman of strength shows courage in the midst of her fear...
> A strong woman won't let anyone get the best of her ... but a woman of strength gives the best of her to everyone...
> A strong woman makes mistakes and avoids the same in the future... A woman of strength realizes life's mistakes can also be God's blessings and capitalizes on them...
> A strong woman walks sure footedly... but a woman of strength knows God will catch her when she falls...
> A strong woman wears the look of confidence on her face ... but a woman of strength wears grace...
> A strong woman has faith that she is strong enough for the journey... but a woman of strength has faith that it is in the journey that she will become strong...
--Author unknown.
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