1. Bleached Yule
2. Castaneous-colored Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration
3. Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors
4. Righteous Darkness
5. Arrival Time 2400 hrs - Weather Cloudless
6. Loyal Followers Advance
7. Far Off in a Feeder
8. Array the Corridor
9. Bantam Male Percussionist
10. Monarchial Triad
11. Nocturnal Noiselessness
12. Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers
13. Red Man En Route to Borough
14. Frozen Precipitation Commence
15. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle
16. The Quadruped with the Vermillion Probiscis
17. Query Regarding Identity of Descendant
18. Delight for this Planet
19. Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings
20. The Dozen Festive 24-Hour Intervals
ANSWERS:
1. White Christmas
2. Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire
3. All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth
4. O Holy Night
5. It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
6. O Come, All Ye Faithful
7. Away in a Manger
8. Deck the Hall
9. Little Drummer Boy
10. We Three Kings
11. Silent Night
12. God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen
13. Santa Claus is Coming to Town
14. Let it Snow
15. Go, Tell It on the Mountain
16. Rudolph, the Red-nosed Reindeer
17. What Child is This?
18. Joy to the World
19. Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
20. The Twelve Days of Christmas
--Selected from Mikey's Funnies.
"Bethlehem, Bullets and Peace on Earth!"
Bethlehem - the birthplace of Jesus - it's been a war zone in recent months! So whatever happened to that "peace on earth" the angels promised us when Jesus was born?
It wasn't political peace Jesus came to make possible - it was personal peace. Which most of us have been looking for our whole lives. It's the war and turbulence inside us that tears us up - especially in this increasingly dangerous world. And that's where Jesus came to bring his peace.
The Bible says, "We have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ." (Romans 5:1) There's no real inner peace until we're at peace with the God who made us, who we'll meet the moment we die. We're in eternal trouble with God because we've run our own lives. But Jesus loves you so much that He did the dying for all your sins. And He's ready right now to bring peace to the battlefield in your heart.
If you're ready to begin this personal relationship with Jesus, call us at 1-888-NEED-HIM. Imagine - no matter what comes - you can have that "peace on earth."
--Selected from Christmas Moments with Ron Hutchcraft. Used with permission.
Copyright (c) 2001, Ron Hutchcraft. Reprinted with permission. "A Word With You" is a radio outreach of Ron Hutchcraft Ministries, Inc.
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