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Have you got a funny bone or two? Can fun connect with faith? You'd better believe it...."Funny Bone Faith" sees humor--AND faith--in the tough times and with God's help, smiles through tears as it triumphs in a Lord who brings joy and laughter to our lives--daily! Enjoy the fun and inspiration--and strengthen YOUR "Funny Bone Faith" right here--today!Please note: Humor pieces are meant to be funny - no offense is meant with regard to age, sex, race, religion, occupation or any other topic. It is simply a way of laughing at ourselves; please do not take the humor personal or offensive.
"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine... (Proverbs 17:22)."
"Makeover!" A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
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"Dad's Brownies!"
(We first heard this story as a sermon illustration several years ago and had forgotten its humor (especially to parents of teen-agers) and poignancy. It has a word that may be offensive to some, but if you read to the end you will see its appropriateness in regards to the lives we are called to live before God. God@Work editor)A father of some teen age children had the family rule that they could not attend "R" rated movies. His three teens wanted to go a particular popular movie that was playing at local theaters and was rated "R".
The teens interviewed friends and even some members of their church to find out what was offensive in the movie. The teens made a list of Pros and Cons about the movie to use to convince their Dad that they should be allowed to see it. The Con's were that it contained ONLY 3 swear words, and the ONLY violence was a building exploding (and you see that on TV all the time, they said), and you actually did not "see" the couple in the movie having sex -- it was just implied sex, off camera.
The pros were that it was a popular movie -- a blockbuster. Everyone was seeing it. If we saw the movie we would not feel left out when our friends discussed it. The movie contained a good story and plot. It had some great adventure and suspense in it. There were some fantastic special effects in this movie. The movie's stars were some of the most talented actors in Hollywood. It probably would be nominated for several awards. Many of the members of their Christian church had seen the movie and said it wasn't "very bad".
Therefore since there were more pros than cons the teens said they would ask their father to reconsider his position on just this ONE movie and let them have permission to go see it. The father looked at the list and thought for a few minutes. He said he could tell his children had spent some time and thought on this request. He asked if he could have a day to think about it before making his decision. The teens were thrilled thinking; "Now we've got him! Our argument is too good! Dad can't turn us down!" So, they happily agreed to let him have a day to think about their request.
The next evening the father called in his three teenagers, who were smiling smugly, into the living room. There on the coffee table he had a plate of brownies. The teens were puzzled. The father told his children he had thought about their request and had decided that if they would each eat a brownie then he would let them go to the movie. But just like the movie, the brownies had pros and cons.
The pros were that they were made with the finest chocolate and other good ingredients. They had the added special effect of yummy walnuts in them. The brownies were moist and fresh with wonderful chocolate frosting on top. He had made these fantastic brownies using an award- winning recipe. And best of all, the brownies had been made lovingly by the hand of their own father.
The brownies only had one con. He had included a little bit of a special ingredient. The brownies also contained just a little bit of dog poop. But he had mixed the dough well -- they probably would not even be able to taste the dog poop and he had baked it a 350 degrees so any bacteria or germs from the dog poop had probably been destroyed.
Therefore, if any of his children could stand to eat the brownies which included just a "little bit of crap" and not be effected by it, then he knew they would also be able to see the movie with "just a little bit of smut" and not be effected.
Of course, none of the teens would eat the brownies and the smug smiles had left their faces. Only Dad was smiling smugly and they left the room. Now when teenagers ask permission to do something that he is opposed to, the Father just asks, "Would you like me to whip up a batch of my special brownies?"
1 Peter 1:14-16: "As obedient children, do not conform to the evil desires you had when you lived in ignorance. [15] But just as he who called you is holy, so be holy in all you do; [16] for it is written: "Be holy, because I am holy."
PRAYER: Holy God and Father, we confess we have failed to seek your holiness at all times in our lives. Help us to heed the call to holiness this day as we refelct your glory. Amen.
--Selected from God@Work newsletter, a ministry of St Mark's United Methodist Church, 8550 Pioneers Blvd., Lincoln Nebraska 68520 U.S.A. e-mail: info@stmarks.org.To Subscribe, send email to godatwork-subscribe@egroups.com.
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