A local priest and rabbi were fishing on the side of the
road. They thoughtfully made a sign saying, "The End is
Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" and
showed it to each passing car.
One driver that drove by didn't appreciate the sign and
shouted at them: "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"
All of a sudden they heard a big splash. They looked at
each other and the priest said to the rabbi, "You think
we should just put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out'
instead?"
--Selected from the Good, Clean Funnies List.
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"Keys for Living"
1. The best way to get even is to forget...
2. Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death...
3. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts...
4. Some folks wear their halos much too tightly...
5. Some marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL have to be maintained
on earth...
6. Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 5 days, then perhaps
giving "advice" to God isn't such a good idea!
7. Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up...
8. Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous. You will get knocked
down by the traffic from both ways.
9. Words are windows to the heart.
10. A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall,
claims it's a forgery.
11. It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill just add a
little dirt.
12. A successful marriage isn't finding the right person-it's being the
right person.
13. The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground.
14. Too many people offer God prayers, with claw marks all over them.
15. The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.
16. To forgive is to set the prisoner free, and then discover the
prisoner was you.
17. You have to wonder about humans, they think God is dead and Elvis is
alive!
18. It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be
sure to flush when you are done.
19. You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when it sticks out
its neck...
20. If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet
the water bill is higher.
And last but not least -- God gave the angels Wings, and He gave humans
CHOCOLATE.
"The shortest distance between a problem and a solution is the distance
between your knees and the floor.
The one who kneels to the Lord can stand up to anything."
You are richer today if you have laughed, given or forgiven.
-- Author Unknown. Selected from Email Ministry newsletter.
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