1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
(scroll down to see the answer)
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
(scroll down to see the answer)
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the
animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
(scroll down to see the answer)
OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions,
correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by
crocodiles. How do you manage it?
(scroll down to see the answer)
-------ANSWERS----------
1. The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things
in an overly complicated way.
Wrong Answer :
Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the
refrigerator.
2. The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions
of your actions.
3. The correct answer is:
The Elephant.
The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
This tests your memory.
4. The correct answer is:
You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting!
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
--Author unknown; found circulating in email.
Pastor Leonard Fabio's comments:
Copy these daily confessions, and when you begin your day, begin it
proclaiming these confessions.
I have been doing this for many years, and it has kept me in good
stead as I prepare to face the day, with all of its problems, etc.
You are somebody in Christ, don't let the devil tell you anything
different.
I am somebody.
As you walk and confess these promises of GOD you will be
consistently blessed.
Phil. 4:8: Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever
things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are
pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good
report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on
these things.
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This Scripture declares to me, that I am a child of GOD.
Romans 8:14-16 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the
sons of God.: For ye have not received the spirit of bondage again to
fear; but ye have received the Spirit of adoption, whereby we cry,
Abba, Father. The Spirit itself beareth witness with our spirit,
that we are the children of God.
This Scripture says I am an heir of GOD-I am a joint-heir with JESUS.
Romans 8:17: And if children, then heirs; heirs of God, and joint-heirs
with Christ; if so be that we suffer with him, that we may be also
glorified together.
This Scripture says I am more than a conqueror, thru Jesus Christ ,
who loves me.
Romans 8:35-39: Who shall separate us from the love of Christ? shall
tribulation, or distress, or persecution, or famine, or nakedness, or
peril, or sword?: 36: As it is written, For thy sake we are killed all
the day long; we are accounted as sheep for the slaughter. 37: Nay, in
all these things we are more than conquerors through him that loved
us. 38: For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels,
nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to
come, 39: Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be
able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus
our Lord.
This Scripture declares to me,-if God be for me, who can be against
me.
Romans 8:31: What shall we then say to these things? If God be for us,
who can be against us?
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This Scripture declares to me-that as long as I dwell in the secret
place of the MOST HIGH, I shall abide under the shadow, the
protection, the provision of the Alimighty GOD.
Psalms:91:1: He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High
shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty.
This Scripture further bears witness in me, GOD is my refuge [my
hiding place], my fortress [my strength], and my GOD [the one whom I
worship], in whom I trust [a place of security].
Psalms 91:2: I will say of the LORD, He is my refuge and my fortress:
my God; in him will I trust.
BECAUSE of this,
Psalms:91:3-8
I am not afraid of the snare of the fowler, or the noisome
pestilence.He shall cover me with his feathers, and under his wings
shalt I trust: his truth shall be my shield and buckler.I shalt not
be afraid for the terror by night; nor for the arrow that flieth by
day; Nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness; nor for the
destruction that wasteth at noonday.A thousand shall fall at my side,
and ten thousand at my right hand; but it shall not come nigh me.Only
with mine eyes shalt I behold and see the reward of the wicked.
BECAUSE of this. Psalms 91:9-12
Because I have made the LORD, which is my refuge, even the most High,
my habitation;There shall no evil befall me, neither shall any plague
come nigh my dwelling.For he shall give his angels charge over me, to
keep me in all my ways.They shall bear me up in their hands, lest I
dash my foot against a stone.
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This Scripture establishes my identity.
1Pe:2:9: But ye are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy
nation, a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth the praises of
him who hath called you out of darkness into his marvellous light.
THAT IS:--
I am a "chosen generation.
I am a royal priesthood.
I am a "holy nation."
I am a peculiar person.
I have been "called out of darkness."
I have been "placed into GOD'S marvelous light."
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This Scripture assures me that Christ redeemed me from the curse" of
the law,
and Christ released to me the blessings of Abraham.
Galatians 3:13-14 Christ hath redeemed us from the curse of the law, being
made a curse for us: for it is written, Cursed is every one that
hangeth on a tree: That the blessing of Abraham might come on the
Gentiles through Jesus Christ; that we might receive the promise of
the Spirit through faith.
This Scripture further assures me that, if I belong to Christ [which
I do], I am Abraham's seed and an heir according to the promises.
Ga:3:26-29 For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ
Jesus.: For as many of you as have been baptized into Christ have put
on Christ.: There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor
free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ
Jesus.: And if ye be Christ's, then are ye Abraham's seed, and heirs
according to the promise.
Some of these promises are, as found in chapter 28 of Dueteronomy.
[V6]-I am blessed coming in and I am blessed coming out.
[V4]-The fruit of my womb [my children], are blessed.
[V13]-I am the "head and not the tail, and I am above and not
beneath.
[V12]-I am the lender and not the borrower.
[V2]-These blessings are steady over-taking me.
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ONE MORE THING.
This Scripture assures me with long life will GOD satisfy me-and GOD
will show me, ;how good it is, to be born-again.
Psalms:91:16: With long life will I satisfy him, and shew him my
salvation.
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God Bless You!
PASTOR LEONARD A. FABIO -
Lamplighter ministries
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