Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials
really stand for "What would Jesus drive?" One theory is that Jesus would
tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says "God drove Adam and
Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury."
But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The
passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and
terrify them with your Storm."
Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are
warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast."
Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk
about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ
tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."
Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible
passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills."
Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's
Triumph was heard throughout the land."
And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a Honda:
"The Apostles were in one Accord."
--Author unknown.
This pastor's church is called Almighty God Tabernacle.
On a Saturday night several weeks ago, this pastor was working late, and
decided to call his wife before he left for home. It was about 10:00PM, but
his wife didn't answer the phone.
The pastor let it ring many times. He thought it was odd that she didn't
answer, but decided to wrap up a few things and try again in a few minutes.
When he tried again she answered right away. He asked her why she hadn't
answered before, and she said that it hadn't rung at their house. They
brushed it off as a fluke and went on their merry ways.
The following Monday, the pastor received
a call at the church office, which was the phone that he'd used that
Saturday night.
The man that he spoke with wanted to know why he'd called on Saturday night.
The pastor couldn't figure out what the guy was talking about. Then the guy
said, "It rang and rang, but I didn't' answer."
The pastor remembered the mishap and apologized
for disturbing him, explaining that he'd intended to call his wife.
The man said,"That's OK. Let me tell you my story. You see, I was planning
to commit suicide on Saturday night, but before I did, I prayed, 'God if
you're there, and you don't want me to do this, give me a sign now.'
At that
point my phone
started to ring. I looked at the caller ID, and it said, 'Almighty God'.
I was afraid to answer!"
- Author Unknown. Found circulating in email.
NOTE: This may or may not be true. See Snopes Hoax information.
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